Mad Libs

[The Punisher]

hopped in puni's pimp car

[Chris]

.  The end.  Once

[Rampage]

There once was a Kid

[Luke]

Who was killed by Chris

[Kill Machine]

His name was..

[Rampage]

*[WBSR]* The Punisher

[Luke]

But his real name was..

[The Punisher]

But his real name was..

Wilber Milf-ah-ment

[Kill Machine]

Anyway, Twist wanked so

[Chris]

he had to kill Luke

[Pepper]

he had to kill Luke

Because he slipped a cheeky

[Chris]

knife into the throat of

[The Punisher]

a glass of water.

[Luke]

Then Zara came and raped

[Chris]

Kill Machine.