Dear Mr. Clayton,
On behalf of Razor and myself, we humbly asking you to get a citizenship in the United States of America. Due to the current state the United Kingdom and the European Union, we want to protect you from all mess that is going on in the eastern side of the world. Why would you want to be a citizen of the United States of America? Three simple reasons.
- We Have some of the sexiest men in the world, aswell as
some most of the fat ones. - Razor and I both live here.
- FREEDOM! USA! USA! USA!
These are only the top 3 reasons to come here, there are many more but the list is way to long to type it out (laugh out loud). Please consider this proposal as we would love to have you here.
Sincerely,
A Concerned American
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Hahahahaaha!!!! You're sick! LMAO! :)) :)) :)) :))
There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up
onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says
I'm not sure if the US is ready for me